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Bayou Hijinks. Or a lap dance isn’t what I thought it was…..

August 27, 2017

Smart Mouth Little Bitch

When I left off….  We had sent Jennie off in style.

I was awakened Saturday morning by shitty music that I thought was coming from the room next to me.  Once I opened the door to my hotel room and stuck my head into the hall, I realized it was coming from outside.

I whipped open the curtains to see this…

It was the Running of the Bulls, NOLA style.  A bunch of guys dress up like bulls and chase people.

Everyone starts to drink about sunrise.  They all dress in white with red.

There are Elvis squads.

Roller girls..

These people were nuts!!!

They made you high-five them all up and down the street (not that there’s anything wrong with that)

They were all drunker than shit, sweating like mo-fos and stinking to high heaven.

I thought to myself:  It’s gonna be a good day, tater.

I had no…

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Born on the Bayou…

August 27, 2017

Smart Mouth Little Bitch

If you like to party and you have never been to NOLA, you must go.

I was there for the first time a few weeks ago.  A wonderful young woman lost her 3+ year battle with cancer.  She was a native of the city and loved it dearly.

My first thought was the trip would cost too much, but the Dream Boat, in classic Dream Boat style said “You should go”.  So I did.

So I booked my flight and hotel.

Day 1.  Atlanta Airport.

Bloody Mary required.

Then we were in the air!!!!

One Xanax.  One Meclazine.  One more Bloody Mary.

A Vanity Fair (with Alec Baldwin on the cover) a bag of Bugles and a crossword puzzle book.

Lo and behold, the cutest little 4-year-old black dude was my seat mate.  Who tried to take my whole bag of Bugles.  Thankfully, he fell asleep shortly after take off…

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Dear Bitch..

June 14, 2017

I’m 8 7/8 months pregnant.  I went outside this morning to clean out my husband’s car (as I often do) and I found the remnants of two Kentucky Fried Chicken dinners.  He said he was restless and really hungry so he went to the drive-in movie and ate two distinctive KFC dinners.  I believe him because we are Christians, but all my friends, co-workers, family, and strangers on the internet say he is tearing off some strange.  What say you, Bitch?  

The Bitch is back

June 13, 2017

Trying to remember how to work this crazy thing.  Please send me your questions and concerns.

 

The Summer Daddy Died…

June 15, 2014

Smart Mouth Little Bitch

Surgery is a scary word.  Even “out patient”.  Hey, I grew up watching “Dr. Kildare”

He was MAJOR cute, but if anything serious was wrong, he was going to cut you open.  And you would be laid up for days, if not weeks.

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The time Daddy cut his glasses in half with a chainsaw…

June 15, 2014

Smart Mouth Little Bitch

We’ve all heard the stories about  the lake and all the related hijinks.  Never a dull moment.

Grooming the lake was a never-ending task and took top priority.  All kinds of vegetation popped up at the speed of light had to be whacked away post-haste, for some reason.  Especially around the dam.  The dreaded dam at the DEEP END.  The child and puppy killing deep end.

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The time Daddy drove the tractor into the lake…

June 15, 2014

Smart Mouth Little Bitch

So today is Father’s Day and the blogs and Facebook are awash with mushy stuff.

Yeah, I miss Daddy.  He’s been gone since 1988.  But when I think of him, I usually smile or actually laugh out loud.

And I love to tell stories about him, especially to my nephew.  Daddy and his grandkids didn’t get nearly enough time together, for a lot of reasons.  But that’s a whole ‘nother story.

We grew up in what was the country, at the time, on 40 acres.  When you have that much land, you don’t really “mow the lawn” you bush hog the fields that aren’t being used for garden or live stock.  A bush hog is an attachment that goes on the back of the tractor and it cuts tall grass and brush.

This was the preferred method for about 8-10 acres in front of the lake.   This area shown…

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