Catching up...

Let’s see.  Where did I leave off???

Early December, I think.  By then, my job had already eaten my brain.  And I had a horrible cold off and on in there some where.

Then we got a new girl dog.  Charlotte.  She’s only about 1 1/2 years old and is a wild child.  Her previous owner is a lady in her 70s with two knee replacements and Charlotte was a bit much for her.  Plus she is an escape artist with too much time on her hands.  Charlotte.  Not the lady.

We interviewed her mid-December.  Ziggy only tried to kill her once, so we decided it was a go.  Besides, she’s crate-trained and we could borrow their crate.

First day I came home from work to this:

Kinda like when Jesus rolled the stone from his tomb.

So, no point in crating her, right?

She’s “mellowed” a bit since then.  She just likes to drag blankets and pillows around.  BFD.

I got the flu over Christmas.  Which isn’t as bad as it sounds because I actually hate Christmas.  Okay, HATE is a strong word.  I just have no use for it and am thinking of becoming a Buddhist or a Jew so I can opt out.

I was so sick on Christmas Day that I took to my bed with a Corona and a Xanax.  And watched the Game Show Network all day.  I had forgotten how much I LOVE the Match Game.  Gene Rayburn is hot.  And I love how they smoked on that show and talked dirty.

And I missed a lot of work.  Even though there wasn’t a lot of work to miss with all the HOLIDAYS, I still missed most of it.

Daytime TV isn’t all that bad.  It’s the commercials that kill me.  Free cell phones for losers.  Lots of lawyers and programs for medical assistants, etc.  And really great non-stick frying pans.

And this thingy you can get to attach to your vacuum cleaner to suck the lint out of your dryer vent.

I expect my frying pans and vent sucker to be delivered soon.