"I would like the firing squad, please,"

Quote from Ronnie Lee Gardner, convicted killer who has been sitting on death row for 25 YEARS in Utah.

Sounds like he is choosing the house salad over the Caesar salad.

I had a pissy day and don’t really want to talk about it, so I went to google trends and other sites to see what was up today while I was in my little world.  Lots of crap about sports, as usual.  Brett Michaels had a brain hemorrhage today.  That’s just scary awful stuff.

Tons and tons of obsession with pro athletes.

And that oil rig explosion.  That’s right up there with the WV mine disaster.  People risking their lives for people to drive Hummers.  On Earth Day, no less.

Don’t get me started on these Earth Day things with the little kids looking all big-eyed about the planet, when their happy asses never touched a cloth diaper.

Hey!  You give up the Pampers and I’ll think about recycling all these fucking cans and plastic bottles that I never asked for.  I didn’t invent this shit.

I liked it when a Coke came in a little glass bottle and if you drank it too fast, it came out your nose.  And it was a treat.  Not a fucking food group.  I got one Coke on each trip to the A&P in College Park.  And I would walk quietly by my mother and not run, scream or push the cart.

Although I really wanted to dance.  Like Fred Astaire.  Up and down the aisles.  A&P had some good music.

I’m with Ronnie Lee today.  “I would like the firing squad, please,”